holygayrightsbatman:

the sandman + text posts

whatsupspaceman:

the corinthian is THE character ever. motherfucker has sauce for days. he’s a nightmare personified chilling on earth. he drives a convertible. he eats eyeballs but he doesn’t even do it with the teeth he has in place of his eyes. he charms everyone he meets. he’s a keynote speaker at a serial killer convention. he was even gay.

night-eyes1:

jackedup180:

(corinthian voice) fiddlers green going to morpheus like ‘i saw the corinthian at the serial killer convention’ bro what were YOU doing at the serial killer convention

elevencllara:

morpheus this.. the corinthian that.. we all know that the REAL sandman sexy man is merv pumpkinhead

reneewalkersknives:

Dream is the perfect male character bc he’s clearly dying from consumption at all times, he cries when someone calls him a friend, he commits acts of hubris he will not survive, his only friends are his bird and his big sister, his biggest opponents are his siblings who hate him for no reason and an insane gay serial killer HE created

metukika:

clarification

salamander-does-art:

Vjbsig i tried besties

weaver-z:

cactusfullofbees:

weaver-z:

In voice chat with my friends improvising a version of Breaking Bad where they’re illegally farming carp instead of cooking meth

JESSE. JESSE DID YOU CHECK THE NITRATE LEVELS.

Yo Mr. White nitrate levels are very safe and below 50 ppm but we should maybe add more live plants